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Like A Septic Hemeroid In An Arse Kicking Contest Quotes & Sayings
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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Rowan Atkinson
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I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.
Harold Pinter
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But I couldn't cut that whole septic tank scene out because the audience liked it so much. So I sort of fell right back into getting a cheap laugh, but I still loved it.
Jay Roach
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I was in school with my best friend and she had a magazine with an ad about a modeling contest. She wanted to send in a picture and she asked if I would send it with her. So we sent in our pictures and they called me. So it started with a contest.
Adriana Lima
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To the semidivine hero, the mere fact of ruling over more men does not constitute greatness, and as for glory from Zeus, Achilles will prove by example which of them has more. The contest between Achilles and Agamemnon becomes from the outset a contest between internal and external values...
Cedric H Whitman
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I believe that detente was having almost the opposite effect of what was intended. What was intended was to sort of end the contest for power and to stop Soviet expansion, especially by military means and the military build-up, the military contest.
Jeane Kirkpatrick
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Surely these women won't lose any more of their beauty and charm by putting a ballot in a ballot box once a year than they are likely to lose standing in foundries or laundries all year round. There is no harder contest than the contest for bread, let me tell you that.
Rose Schneiderman
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A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.
E E Cummings
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My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back.
Francis Picabia
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Gore will not win a popularity contest, he will not win a personality contest, but he can win an idealogical battle, and he can win a battle of experience.
Susan Estrich
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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
Chris Rock
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Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse.
Wendell Mayes
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There is no way I am going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for their country.
Prince Harry
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You...complete arse, Ronald Weasley! You show up here after weeks, and you say 'Hey'? -Hermione Granger
Harry Potter
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I've done things like signed a cereal box before. But the weirdest thing that's been done to meet me? Well some girls have got tattoos of my name done. One mum has a tattoo of a radio DJ on her back, which she had done in order to meet me. The radio station had a contest and if anyone got the guy from the radio station's face tattooed on their back, they could meet me, and that was the contest, and she did it. It was pretty weird!
Justin Bieber
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I haven't had a drink in six months, so I'm certainly not going out drinking 'till five in the morning now. It just caught up with me. I got my arse handed to me on a plate. It was a long time coming.
Colin Farrell
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I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.
Liam Gallagher
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If, however, you have richer pursuits in mind and know that no woman should be judged by how she looks - that everything she brings to the party is more important than the size of her arse - then refuse to be sucked into the never ending whirligig of self-doubting, self-hating madness that is stop-start dieting and crazy new exercise regimes.
Arabella Weir
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Love is more powerful than kicking ass.
Jet Li
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I'm crawling down the doorway to the badlands and kicking down.
Avantasia
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