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Long Funny School Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Long Funny School" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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If I studied the way I do during finals week all year long, I would be a freaking genius.
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I've been buried in IRAC so long, they should be paying my parents a military pension.
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
Norm Crosby
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Only lawyers would refer to something as a brief that takes hours/days/weeks to write and is 30 pages long.
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.
Cokie Roberts
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I have always had school sickness, as others have seasickness. I cried when it was time to go back to school long after I was old enough to be ashamed of such behavior.
Jacques Derrida
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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
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I was sent to a finishing school, which didn't last long when mother found out how badly chaperoned we were. Then I 'came out' before going to a domestic science school.
Mary Wesley
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First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no.
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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