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Love Guru Elephant Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I bow at His Feet constantly, and pray to Him, the Guru, the True Guru, has shown me the Way.
Guru Nanak
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For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
Adrian Belew
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
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'How can I be more like you?' she asked the guru. 'The best way to be more like me is to be more like you,' the guru replied.
Alan Cohen
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Mad Magazine
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Those who focus their consciousness on the True Guru are perfectly fulfilled and famous.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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By the karma of good actions, some come to serve the Perfect Guru
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a Guru none can cross over to the other shore.
Guru Nanak
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny
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In age after age, through all the ages, forever and ever, those who belong to the Guru's Family shall prosper and increase.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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Through the Guru, I have obtained the Lord's spiritual wisdom. I have obtained the Sublime Essence of the Lord. My mind is imbued with the Love of the Lord; I drink in the Sublime Essence of the Lord.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Through the perfect karma of good deeds, one meets the Perfect Guru, whose speech is perfect
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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The devotees of the Lord have the Wealth and Capital of the Lord; with Guru's Advice, they carry on their trade. They praise the Name of the Lord forever and ever. The Name of the Lord is their Merchandise and Support.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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Those blessed with the karma of good actions praise the Lord. O Nanak, they make the Guru their spiritual teacher. In the fourth watch of the early morning hours, a longing arises in their higher consciousness. They are attuned to the river of life; the True Name is in their minds and on their lips.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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In this world of your parents' home, serve your Husband Lord; in the world beyond, in your in-laws' home, you shall dwell in peace. Meeting with the Guru, be a sincere student of proper conduct, and suffering shall never touch you.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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There is but One God, His name is Truth, He is the Creator, He fears none, he is without hate, He never dies, He is beyond the cycle of births and death, He is self illuminated, He is realized by the kindness of the True Guru. He was True in the beginning, He was True when the ages commenced and has ever been True, He is also True now.
Guru Nanak
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Those who act in ego do not go beyond karma. It is only by Guru's Grace that one is rid of ego
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They'd love to see me fall but I'm already on my back
Cage The Elephant
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