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Showing search results for "Managers Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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There are only two kinds of managers. Winning managers and ex-managers.
Gil Hodges
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Strong managers who make tough decisions to cut jobs provide the only true job security in today's world. Weak managers are the problem. Weak managers destroy jobs.
Jack Welch
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Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us.
Bill Lee
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As a whole, the managers today are different in temperament. Most have very good communication skills and are more understanding of the umpire's job. That doesn't mean they are better managers. It just means that I perceive today's managers a bit differently.
Jim Evans
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Strong managers who make tough decisions to cut jobs provide the only true job security in today's world. Weak managers are the problem. Weak managers destroy jobs.
Jack Welch
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How you measure the performance of your managers directly affects the way they act.
Gustave Flaubert
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All managers are losers, they are the most expendable pieces of furniture on the face of the Earth.
Ted Williams
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Managers in all too many American companies do not achieve the desired results because nobody makes them do it.
Harold S Geneen
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Accountants are in the past, managers are in the present, and leaders are in the future.
Paul Orfalea
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Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us.
Bill Lee
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There are no managers like there used to be managers.
Richard Manuel
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In the minds of great managers, consistent poor performance is not primarily a matter of weakness, stupidity, disobedience, or disrespect. It is a matter of miscasting.
Marcus Buckingham
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If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
Norman R Augustine
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Managers hire you to fulfill a position. Leaders inspire you to fulfill a vision.
Alexander Den Heijer
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
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If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
Norman Ralph Augustine
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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We don't have as many managers as we should, but we would rather have too few than too many.
Larry Page
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I was often misquoted. I was supportive of my managers, even though they all may not think so.
George Steinbrenner
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Mathematicians are like managers - they want improvement without change.
Edsger Dijkstra
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