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Mark Twain Old Age Quotes & Sayings
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(Twain on Cain): it was his misfortune to live in a dark age that knew not the beneficent Insanity Plea.
Mark Twain
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
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Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience.
Mark Twain
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We can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you.
Mark Twain
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At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Mark Twain
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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.
Mark Twain
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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.
Mark Twain
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For England must not fall: it would mean an inundation of Russian and German political degradations which would envelop the globe and steep it in a sort of Middle-Age night and slaverly which would last till Christ comes again--which I hope he will n.
Mark Twain
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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god
Mark Twain
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain's Roughing It is a book that many people don't know about, but I highly recommend to anybody at any age.
Chuck Jones
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
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Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society. Who shall say that this is not the golden age of mutual trust, of unlimited reliance upon human promises? That is a peculiar condition of society which enables a whole nation to instantly recognize point and meaning in the familiar newspaper anecdote, which puts into the mouth of a distinguished speculator in lands and mines this remark: -- ''I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two millions of dollars.''
Mark Twain
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Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
Dick Van Dyke
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The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other s.. s..ually, at any time of life. During twenty-three days in every month (in the absence of pregnancy) from the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick is to receive the candle. Competent every day, competent every night. Also, she wants that candle yearns for it, longs for it, hankers after it, as commanded by the law of God in her heart.
Mark Twain
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The Age of Information, Has turned out to be the Age of Ignorance.
Mark Crispin Miller
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All right, then, I'll go to hell.
Mark Twain
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We are all alike, on the inside.
Mark Twain
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The Public is merely a multiplied me.
Mark Twain
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