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Suggest Revision: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're...you're...booty call!
 
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Suggest Revision: My mom was a very productive playwright. I remember a poster for one of her shows. It was at Columbus Circle and all the subway stops in New York. The poster was a picture of my mom putting up her own poster, that was the joke of the poster. It was always a victim of graffiti. Sometimes my mom got her teeth blackened. Sometimes she got a mustache, or little word balloons filled with filth that my mother would very rarely say. What I learned was that when you're an artist, you put stuff out there. The feelings people have about it are out of your control.
 
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Suggest Revision: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
 
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Suggest Revision: My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
 
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Suggest Revision: Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
 
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Suggest Revision: Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
 
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Suggest Revision: My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
 
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