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Oh God George Burns Quotes & Sayings
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Not too many people are - were as good as Bob Hope. George Burns was great at thinking, you know, on the spot. Steve Allen was marvelous, and so was George Burns. But Bob may be the king of them all, you know.
Rich Little
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When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me.
George Washington Carver
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When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me.
George Washington Carver
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How can I die? I'm booked.
George Burns
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
George Burns
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns
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George Burns was the father I never had.
Bobby Darin
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns
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I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
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Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
George Burns
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns
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I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George Burns
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s.. at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
George F Burns
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
George F Burns
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
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