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Paul Lynde Pulled Over By Police Quotes & Sayings
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I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
Paul Lynde
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There are 40,000 Iraqi police on duty around the country. If they detect an attack about to happen, the police are the ones who are supposed to stop it.
Paul Bremer
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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
Paul Lynde
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I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Paul Lynde
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I'm Liberace without a piano.
Paul Lynde
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If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
Paul Lynde
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My following is straight. I'm so glad.
Paul Lynde
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If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
Paul Lynde
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I think basically an actor is a salesman.
Paul Lynde
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I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
Paul Lynde
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Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
Paul Lynde
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I laughed all the way through Love Story.
Paul Lynde
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I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
Paul Lynde
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The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
Paul Lynde
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Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
Paul Lynde
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Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
Paul Lynde
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Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Paul Lynde
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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
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My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
Paul Lynde
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The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
Paul Lynde
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