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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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Suggest Revision: If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
 
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Suggest Revision: I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
 
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Suggest Revision: A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
 
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Suggest Revision: A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
 
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Suggest Revision: In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
 
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Suggest Revision: The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
 
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