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Salad Forks Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Salad Forks" sorted by relevance. 62 matching entries found.
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The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage.
Carl N Degler
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences.
Jane Elliot
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Brendan Behan
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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Mitch Hedberg
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I swear the forks they give for take out Chinese are newborn size...Seriously?
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Im a good liar, Bella. I have to be. Forks must be a difficult place for you to live.
Edward Cullen
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New Porsche deuced up, two cups got juice in it. Two forks, two pots, I could whip it both-handed.
2 Chainz
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New Porsche deuced up, two cups got juice in it. Two forks, two pipes, I could whip it both-handed.
2 Chainz
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They urged me to take up winter quarters at the forks of the Platt, stating that if I attempted to advance further until spring, I would endanger the lives of my whole party.
William Henry Ashley
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There is a lot of talk now about metal detectors and gun control. Both are good things. But they are no more a solution than forks and spoons are a solution to world hunger.
Anna Quindlen
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Nothing says CALL ME LATER like puking up your ceasar salad on him.
Jenna Marbles
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I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.
Roberto Burle Marx
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thats that salad dressin, I'm on my thousandth island.
Tity Boi
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake...
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You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
George M Humphrey
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Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug.
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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
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The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
Paul Newman
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