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Santa Could Not Fit Everything In His Sack Quotes & Sayings
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If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
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I'm gonna give them the advice that I always took myself, that it's better to get to know somebody before you jump into the sack with them. Because then if you jump into the sack and fall in love, and you liked them already, you're home free.
Pia Zadora
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.
Sam Houston
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Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family-I'm going to be married and buried there.
Katy Perry
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It's sometimes impossible to fit in all the music we want to fit in, in an hour and 45 minute show.
Mick Taylor
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The services in wartime are fit only for desperadoes, but in peace are only fit for fools.
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The thing about not fitting in is that I seem to fit in pretty well with others who feel like they don't fit in either. I'm okay with that.
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Most of those melodies are me trying to find out what notes fit, and then hitting ones that don't fit in a very interesting way.
Brian Eno
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The services in wartime are fit only for desperadoes, but in peace are only fit for fools.
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It is fit for a man to know his own abilities and weaknesses, and not think himself obliged to imitate all that he thinks fit to praise.
Robert Boyle
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I always tried so hard to fit in, and then I figured out that I didn't want to fit.
Anthony Davis
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