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Suggest Revision: Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy
 
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Suggest Revision: Counselor: I'd like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior. Peter: Wow, just like that show Big Brother...except somebodyll be watching. -Family Guy
 
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Suggest Revision: Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy
 
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Suggest Revision: Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new mate that your new mate's ex has acquired.
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
 
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Suggest Revision: I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
 
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Suggest Revision: Have you ever talked to an ex, & exaggerated on how happy you are since you guys are broken up? You tell them how you have this & that going on, how you're going out & enjoying your single life & no longer stressing, how you're keeping yourself busy with friends & family, how you still haven't found someone new but you're not looking, how you're okay now? But deep down, you're not okay. You miss your ex a lot, you visit their Facebook page almost every day, you're always hoping to see their name come up when you got a new text or call, you're still checking up on them, you haven't deleted the pictures, & you trap yourself in a room full of memories with them.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
 
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Suggest Revision: The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf
 
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Suggest Revision: You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them
 
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