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Sarcastic Grandma Quotes & Sayings
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Ashtray! You little bi... a.. motherfu..er! Come over here and give your grandma a hug! -Grandma
Don't Be A Menace
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On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out.
Arne Jacobsen
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Every year my grandma would take me to Disneyland. It was a special time for just the two of us and no one else. I think I was about 3 when I first went and continued until I was maybe 12. It was our day and I especially remember the 'Electric Parade.' It was so much fun and my grandma has always been very special in my life.
Katie Cassidy
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That how it starts, you know. Takin' bi...es out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven for ho... A sanctuary for scandalous skeezes and stunt. What if he marries her?! What if we end up with a ho for a grandma?! What if we have a ho for a Grandma and she comes to school on Career Day?! Ooh - what if they have kids?! We have a brother, a sister that's half-ho!
Riley Freeman
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I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
Olivia Munn
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.
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Mulan: (talking to commander) Uh...you could stay for dinner... Grandma: You could stay forever!! -Mulan and Grandma Fa
Mulan
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!
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If You Don't Want A SARCASTIC Answer, Don't Ask A STUPID Question...
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Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt Cobain
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I was always more of an academic than a jock.
Grandma Moses
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Maybe I should of remembered Grandma's birthday.
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Woo! Sign me up for the next war! -Grandma Fa
Mulan
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I overcame size with mechanics.
Grandma Moses
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Who spit in her bean curd? -Grandma Fa
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I went to Moorehouse College. There was no track and field there.
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In particular, I studied German and Russian biomechanics.
Grandma Moses
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