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Sata Claus Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
Bob Phillips
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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I mean, I don't think I would call Claus to do an album of big band tunes. You know, just like arrangers write for the artist they have in mind; you have to keep in mind if you're going to work with Claus Ogerman. You invite him to do what he does.
Diana Krall
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
Santa Claus
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
Unknown
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Samuel Butler
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You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho.
Travis McCoy
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Ever since I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, it's been all down hill...
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