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Sleep Early Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.
Norman R Augustine
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I love sleep, but I hate going to bed early.
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I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.
Evelyn Waugh
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Parents: Why are you awake so early? Me: Who said I went to sleep?
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If sleep is so important then why the f*ck does school start so early.
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
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Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Benjamin Franklin
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J Burke
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Evan Davis
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Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Lynn Johnston
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How to sleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...
Unknown
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My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.
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When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting him.
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I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
John Ciardi
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Every time I plan on going to sleep early, it never goes as planned...
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