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Smelling Farts Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Smelling Farts" sorted by relevance. 38 matching entries found.
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Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it...
Olivia Munn
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I don't give a damn if you think I'm immature, I find farts funny.
Unknown
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I challenge you to find a more loyal pet on which to blame your farts.
Unknown
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Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
Unknown
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!
Jennifer Lawrence
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Kush got the room smelling like teen spirit.
Drake
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You dont want to mess with the ROCK and SOCK connection. Who are you two popcorn farts?
The Rock
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If I splurge on anything, it's cologne. I love smelling good.
Zac Efron
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The highlight of my holidays = smelling like a new born baby and getting bags under my eyes.
Unknown
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Everyone coming out of a perfume store is smelling the back of their hand.
Jonathan Carroll
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Spray a little cologne and my clothes smelling like Versace Blue Jeans.
Ludacris
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The whole memorial is for different senses... seeing, hearing, feeling, smelling. I probably would have come up with something different if I had not lived through it.
Lawrence Halprin
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Everytime I go out, she always accuse me. Smelling me and telling me, who's perfume is that? Why don't you trust me?
Barrington Levy
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Kids are like farts, you only like your own.
Unknown
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Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson
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There is a fine line between smelling good and smothering people with your scent to the point where it's actually sickening.
Unknown
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Traced the scent through the gloom 'til I found these purple flowers. I was spent, I was soon. Smelling you for hours.
Ruthie Foster
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I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it.
Unknown
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I'm having this conversation with you now. I'm talking, but I'm thinking, feeling, smelling, and moving. Yet I'm concentrating on what you're saying. So that means there's more things going on in the body than just the present thing that the person's got you doing.
Ornette Coleman
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