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Something To Post On Your Friends Status Quotes & Sayings
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Thank God its Friday & its time for the weekend. Take out my windows phone & post a status for my friends, cuz I ain't trying to stay in.
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If I post a status and you automatically assume it's about you...Don't blame your guilty conscience on me.
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I hate when people post stuff online then tell others to stay out of their business, when you post something publicly you make it everyones business.
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Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.
Jimmy Fallon
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I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook...
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I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I say what I think, I'm a bi.... If I cry some times, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm a slut. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything now a days without being labeled. So what, go ahead and label me, see if I give a fu..kk . Re-post this if you're proud of who you are!
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Idealism that makes no distinction between areas where our national interest lies and those from which it is remote does no good for America. The weariness of the post-Versailles, post-Korea, post-Vietnam eras is never far from the national mood.
Dick Morris
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Adding friends is not a race. 100 friends is ok. 300 is great. But 3000? Unless you are looking for a crowd to feed with two fish and five slices of bread.
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I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.
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Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.
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The bicycle is a former child's toy that has now been elevated to icon status because, presumably, it can move the human form from pillar to post without damage to the environment.
Brock Yates
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It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post it on Facebook every 10 fu..ing minutes?
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Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness.
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I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
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It's a post-modern classic written way before there was any modernism to be post about.
Steve Coogan
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