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Sperms Speaks About Swimming To Egg Quotes & Sayings
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It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C S Lewis
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Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water.
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
Demetri Martin
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It's hot you know? I cant really stand summer, but I perfer to go out swimming. In fact, I think I'll wanna go swimming forever. Because the only place I would go swimming is right in your mind... all the time.
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'Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.' - Dory
Finding Nemo
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin.
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Nothing says 'I'm a fat ass' like wearing a T-shirt in a swimming pool..
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When I was small, a hotel must have a swimming pool. Now, it must have free wifi.
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The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Woodrow Wilson
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Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home.
Michael Phelps
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I'm a genius, take notes, I'll split your egg to the egg yolk. I'll be dead before I be dead broke. Still burn money, my bread toast.
Lil Wayne
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The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you're swimming and when you're angry.
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Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
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Bras are the same as bikini tops so whats the difference between taking off your clothes and swimming and actually wearing a swimsuit?
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You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements.
Audre Lorde
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