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Spider Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A spider is always loving and caring when it is trying to lure the fly into the web.
Unknown
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I was into Spider Man when I was a kid and that was the only comic I've ever read.
Idris Elba
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A wisp of gossamer, about the size and substance of a spider's web.
Monica Baldwin
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You know Spider, you're a fu..in' mumbling stuttering little fu... You know that? -Tommy DeVito
Goodfellas
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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
William Blake
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When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.
John Ratzenberger
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Just bought my girl a Ferrari Spider. Told her drive it like it got 8 legs.
Lil Wayne
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It appears to me that almost any man may like the spider spin from his own inwards his own airy citadel.
John Keats
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My love for you is like the spider you found in your room, when you loose sight of it, don't...worry its still there.
Unknown
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Woke up to find a dead spider lying next to me in bed. That's nice.
Taissa Farmiga
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The guy has to kill the spider and get the dead mouse outta the pool.
Leah Remini
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Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.
Honore De Balzac
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I think this journal will be disadvantageous for me, for I spend my time now like a spider spinning my own entrails.
Mary Bokin Chesnut
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Touch but a cobweb in Westminster Hall, and the old spider of the law is out upon you with all his vermin at his heels.
Henry Fox
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC. Along came a spider, slid down beside her, said what's in the bag, bi...?
Funkadelic
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We now fly with an airbus, which has 210 seats, six times the week to Palma to the spider of the air Berlin.
Niki Lauda
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Hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home.
Unknown
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Black Card, Red Chucks, Batman & Robin. Spider-man eatin' up the money, Green Goblin.
Jae Millz
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I wrapped our love in all this foil. Silver-tight like spider legs. I never wanted it to ever spoil, but flies will lay their eggs.
Marilyn Manson
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In the first Spider-Man, at the end of the movie, Peter Parker had to deny himself a relationship with a girl that he's in love with. The very next thing that happens is that he's swinging through the city.
John Dykstra
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