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Spider Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I was bitten by a brown recluse spider. It got me as I was coming out of the shower. I'd never seen that kind of spider before, I'm from Canada and we don't get those types up there.
Elisha Cuthbert
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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How come in Spider-man 3, when his suit turned black, Spider-man became a thief and a criminal...
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very carefully.....burned the house down.
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I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
Bart Simpson
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Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
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I had to lose 15 pounds to be Spider-Man, had to pack on 25 for Seabiscuit and now I have to lose that for Spider-Man 2! Why can't I do a movie where I'm normal?
Tobey Maguire
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.
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I loved Spider-Man, Spider-Man was the man.
Kel Mitchell
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A beginning is the end of something, always.
Spider Robinson
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Bye Spider-Man!
Jenna Marbles
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Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.
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Erotica is po..ography I am willing to publicly admit I like.
Spider Robinson
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I always begin to think I'm becoming a man. Then I walk into a spider web...
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His ambition is to be the spider in the World Wide Web.
John McCarthy
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'The spider is more sacred of you than you're scared of it!' Oh really, did it tell you that?!
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In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
Paul Eldridge
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