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Steve Carrel The Office Quotes & Sayings
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed in a buffalo costume comes in) Welcome, buffalo. As you must've heard, I have been elected student body President. As such, I can do anything I want... and I want to ride the buffalo! (Steve jumps on mascot's back) Woo hoo hoo!! Buffalo: MOOOO!!!! (Destroys everything in the office) Steve: Yes, yes! I'm riding the buffalo! (Buffalo falls, Steve gets off, Doris comes in) Now, send in the lunch lady.
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This is going to become a battle for access to your home and office plus mobility. It's about who can provide the biggest and least expensive and fastest pipe to your home and office and offer you a mobility feature.
Steve Largent
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Steve Carell leaving The Office is almost as depressing as my inability to leave mine.
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now be called Steves. (Shift to a classroom scene) Boy 1: (To another boy) Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in? Boy 2: Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve. Teacher: (To class) So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve. Girl: Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
American Dad
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You come to work because the office is a resource: The office is a place where you can meet with other people, and the office has libraries of books and information on CD-ROM that might help you with your work.
Jay Chiat
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Scotty heard that I was thinking about quitting Apple because of his actions, so he called me into his office and asked what it would take for me to stay? I said, maybe if I could work on the Mac project, which Steve had just taken over from Jef Raskin.
Andy Hertzfeld
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Hollywood is run by people who sit up in their executive office, who are not connected to Mississippi, Alabama, Chicago, South Carolina. They know nothing about that, they don't go to church, and they make their decisions about what they think is right.
Steve Harvey
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We have to give value to authority. We have to give value to office, being in office, holding office.
James Hillman
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I didn't know whether The Office was going to make it past six episodes, let alone have an effect on anybody's career. We were definitely up against it because obviously we were faced with comparisons to the BBC version right off the bat. I think everyone was very dubious about recreating what is now a classic TV show. Most people did not have high hopes, us included, frankly. We were just trying to do the best we could and, with any luck, turn out a good show.
Steve Carell
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor.
Alexis Carrel
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To what extent is any given man morally responsible for any given act? We do not know.
Alexis Carrel
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Comforts and syphilis are the greatest enemies of mankind.
Alexis Carrel
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Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.
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I went to work in an office and learned, among other lessons, to do things I did not care for, and to do them well. Before I left this office, two of my books had already been published.
Sigrid Undset
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You don't leave behind box office scores or how many dollars changed hands.
Alex Van Halen
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My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office.
William J Clinton
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We need more of the Office Desk and less of the Show Window in politics. Let men in office substitute the midnight oil for the limelight.
Calvin Coolidge
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I think if you have a two-story office and you hire someone who's handicapped, it might be reasonable to let him have an office on the first floor rather than the government saying you have to have a $100,000 elevator.
Rand Paul
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