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Student Teacher Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Student Teacher Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
Armin Ferizovic
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.
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TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.
Olubayo Adebiyi
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Teacher: I beautiful. What tense is this? Student: obviously past tense.
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Faulkner turned out to be a great teacher. When a student asked a question ineptly, he answered the question with what the student had really wanted to know.
Leslie Fiedler
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That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.
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The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.
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Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...'
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Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
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I started to teach social science for the sixth grade. I wasn't a teacher, but I had enough college lessons. I was a temporary teacher for somebody who had a crack-up. When I went to that school I already was the fourth teacher. No school on TV is like that one. That was really funny. The teachers, after all, had nervous breakdowns because of the Sixth-graders.
Ed ONeill
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People can look to me as a teacher, but I consider myself a student of hip-hop.
Doug E Fresh
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There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
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You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay Mohr
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I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
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