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The Teacher Asks Timmy Why Is Your Cat Quotes & Sayings
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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The role of the teacher remains the highest calling of a free people. To the teacher, America entrusts her most precious resource, her children; and asks that they be prepared... to face the rigors of individual participation in a democratic society.
Shirley Hufstedler
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This is the beauty of the Qur'an: it asks you to reflect and reason, and not to worship the sun or moon but the One who has created everything. The Qur'an asks man to reflect upon the sun and moon and God's creation in general.
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When a teacher asks me a hard question I'm all like ummmmmmm I don't no!! Lol
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
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This is at the heart of all good education, where the teacher asks students to think and engages them in encouraging dialogues, constantly checking for understanding and growth.
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
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Shit bang, you going dumb. Im going Timmy...
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
Stephen Baker
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A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
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How to become a crazy cat lady: 1. Buy a cat. 2. Buy another cat. 3. Buy another cat. 4. Buy another cat. 5. Buy another cat. 6. Repeat.
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A teacher's profession is the one true profession which asks for nothing in return, but only gives, and gives till the very end.
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A teacher gives, a teacher shares, but most of all a teacher cares.
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The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.
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During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
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My grandmother was a teacher, my sister was a teacher, my daughter was a teacher and is now a superintendent in northern California, and my son-in-law is a high school principal. I am surrounded.
Loni Anderson
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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Life asks not merely what you can do; it asks how much can you endure and not be spoiled.
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