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 Ace Hood quotes 
Suggest Revision: Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper.
 
 Marlon Wayans quotes 
 Funny quotes   Life quotes   A New Day quotes 
Suggest Revision: Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
 
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Suggest Revision: Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
 
NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
 Shit Talking quotes   Bad Karma quotes 
Suggest Revision: People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper.
 
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Suggest Revision: Toilet brushes got it rough. Mad respect. Do your thing and keep your chin up.
 
jenniferamorelli
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 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Forget The Past quotes   Dont Look Back quotes 
Suggest Revision: I try to not look back at the past, I think of it as a toilet that flushes...do I really want to go there?
 
 Seth Meyers quotes 
Suggest Revision: A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing the possibility of splash back when they urinate. Also, that's not what they're for.
 
YoussefIbb
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Shit Happens quotes 
Suggest Revision: There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
 
 Honey Boo Boo Child quotes 
Suggest Revision: When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your toilet paper, for freakin five hundred dollars.
 
 Pamela Anderson quotes 
Suggest Revision: You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
 
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