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Very Short Funny Thoughts Quotes & Sayings
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I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burroughs
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Our lifetime is short and limited, but the ideas, actions and thoughts we produce can easily remain unlimited.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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You know what. Life is too short, don't complain, don't hate, and don't argue. Just breathe. No one is stifling you except yourself, and if you think otherwise: Who do you think controls your actions, your thoughts, and your patterns? You do! Stop being the victim and start being the solution.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burroughs
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
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Don't despair if you are short of cash. Be creative. Looking back, you'll discover that the Christmases when you had the least money were the ones that left you with the best memories.
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When we have 'second thoughts' about something, our first thoughts don't seem like thoughts at all - just feelings.
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Personalize your Christmas cards with a short handwritten note.
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When we have 'second thoughts' about something, our first thoughts don't seem like thoughts at all - just feelings.
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
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There comes a time in life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good. So, love the people who treat you right. Think good thoughts for the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is part of life. Getting back up is living.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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