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Vonnegut Fart Quotes & Sayings
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
Unknown
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
Unknown
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Unknown
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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We are what we imagine ourselves to be.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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