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Week Days Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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You have to understand that during the course of our show, we were a family for five hours a day, five days a week, maybe four days a week. And we experienced the same things that we experienced in our own family.
Tom Bosley
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You really, really, really have to love what you are going to do in theatre because it is an unmerciful life. It's six days a week. It's eight performances a week. And that's doing the exact same thing over and over and over again.
Harvey Fierstein
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When you do a show five days a week and one night a week, the way I was doing, you use up so much music every day that pretty soon you find yourself hustling for material.
Tennessee Ernie Ford
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If you go to school and practice for five days a week, it still gives you two days you can go and see your friends, you can go to the movies, you do whatever you like to do.
Ivan Lendl
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The source of most of the problems people have in their Christian lives relates to two things: either they are not worshiping six days a week with their life, or they are not worshiping one day a week with the assembly of the saints. We need both.
John Macarthur
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I'd actually rather shoot a show a day, but it's a lot more economic to shoot two days a week. But we shoot Thursday and then, like, Britney will drive drunk with her child on Friday, and I don't get an opportunity to talk about it until the following week.
Carson Daly
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
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If I am to speak ten minutes, I need a week for preparation; if fifteen minutes, three days; if half an hour, two days; if an hour, I am ready now.
Woodrow Wilson
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I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day. At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself. My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on.
Taylor Lautner
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
Garry Shandling
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It took me about three years to write About Grace. I wasn't teaching two of those years, so I was working eight-hour days, five days a week. And it would include research and reading - it wasn't just a blank page, laying down words.
Anthony Doerr
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For 6 days a week I aim to get in between 18-23 miles.
Jonathan Brown
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People look at my six days in the week to see what I mean on the seventh.
Robert Cecil
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I don't know how I did it, but I worked 7 days a week.
Pam Grier
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I'm off at least three or four days a week, so it's a perfect job, really.
James Denton
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I work 6:00 a.m. to midnight, seven days a week.
Jerry Falwell
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I exercise five days a week at home.
Lwren Scott
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Killers in America work seven days a week.
The Clash
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