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Weekend With Beer Quotes & Sayings
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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Daniel Tosh
44 Likes
Have a good weekend complaining about how short the weekend is.
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34 Likes
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
Unknown
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
Unknown
116 Likes
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Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?
Hal Borland
26 Likes
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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I enjoy spending weekend nights reading about interesting things I could have been doing.
Unknown
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I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend before completely ditching you for a random hookup.
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I wish life had a Rewind-the-Weekend button.
Unknown
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Let's behave this weekend in a manner that would render it impossible for us to ever run for president.
Unknown
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I hope your weekend isn't as lonely as Lance Armstrong's testicle.
Unknown
22 Likes
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The weekend is finally here and it looks like it will be a beautiful one. Get out and enjoy it, tomorrow's not promised!
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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.
Unknown
80 Likes
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I'm glad we keep in touch by making and breaking plans every weekend.
Unknown
27 Likes
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When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!
Jonathan Brandis
65 Likes
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