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Weekends Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Weekends Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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You're the man I want our children to spend their weekends with.
Unknown
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Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Richard Rorty
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Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
SA Sachs
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn Vos Savant
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There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Arnot Sheppard
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen
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Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I wasn't doing anything on weekends anyway.
Bill Russell
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Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Richard Rorty
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I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
Rene Rivkin
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Three day weekends don't suck.
Catt Sadler
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Unless it's an emergency, don't bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.
Merv Griffin
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Even up here on Vancouver on the weekends, I go work out in a studio space.
Dule Hill
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The weeks take forever to end and the weekends fly by, fu.. the world.
Unknown
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Rita Rudner
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Joan organizes our social life, and on weekends I follow her around.
Robert B Parker
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
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I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2.'
Gary Oldman
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