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Weekends Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Weekends Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Rita Rudner
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I was studying acting, going to UCLA, selling real estate on the weekends.
Burt Ward
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There's a big difference between somebody who does acid on weekends and somebody who takes downers every day.
Tommy Rettig
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
Casey Stengel
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Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
28 Likes
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I like to get together with my sisters and my nephews, and I try not to travel on weekends so that I can spend time with friends and family.
Lacey Chabert
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If you're chasing your dreams, you probably shouldn't be sleeping a whole lot, up in the club on weekends, or watching tv every day.
Unknown
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Real estate is my life. It is my day job, if you will. But it consumes my nights and weekends, too.
Ivanka Trump
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I grew up in a little cul-de-sac in the suburbs and went to public school. I went to Costco on the weekends.
Rooney Mara
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ni... dont do LeBrons, Kobe up on the weekends. Jordans Monday through Friday especially when Im freakin.
The Game
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Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
Casey Stengel
1 Likes
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I was very studious, too much. I would never go out at weekends. I was very serious. You should have seen me in class, I was blushing and sweating every time the teacher asked me something.
Eva Green
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Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Rudner
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn Vos Savant
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When I'm on television, I think that I appeal to the everyday guy, 'cause that's who I am. The guys who go to the football games on the weekends are my viewers, for sure.
Bobby Flay
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Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, theyre successful.
Casey Stengel
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In the evenings I studied chemistry at the University of Chicago, the weekends I helped in the family store.
Jack Steinberger
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You know what's cuter than your baby? Sleeping in till 11am on weekends.
Unknown
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