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Weird Dad Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Weird Dad Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. I suddenly realized that anyone doing anything weird wasn't weird at all and it was the people saying they were weird that were weird.
Paul McCartney
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Apparently, once you go Blackberry, you never go Backberry Someone shoot me for that dad joke.
Hayley Williams
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I prefer being weird, crazy, weird, ridiculous and weird, than being absolutely boring.
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
Tim McGraw
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I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
Paul McCartney
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I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be.
Shia LaBeouf
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Define weirdo! People call me weird but how they know being weird isnt normal & normal is weird?
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There's nothing weird about playing a character called Alice. It's just that I played two characters in a row with my name. I used to joke that it was unimaginative casting.
Alice Eve
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Being "weird" by the norm of normal society is a work of art. Stay weird, wonderful souls.
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We are all weird. And life is weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we call it love.
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
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Its OK to be weird. And maybe your weird is my normal. Whos to say? I think its an attitude.
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I do say weird shit reason being I'm a weird person.
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Popular kids never liked me. I think it's cause I'm weird. But who cares, I like being weird.
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I may be weird, but creative wise I have the knowledge to know and believe in my heart that my weirdness makes me unique. It is also in my so called weird that I am also able to know the difference and then stop my complaining and go out and make something somebody has never seen before. I was just ahead of my time that was what that was. xD !
Henri Matisse
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I'm a weird girl. But I'd rather be weird than boring. It just means I'm more unique than you normal people.
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
Brendon Urie
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I really hate people who are weird and controversial for the sake of being weird and controversial. I'm lookin at you Lady Gaga.
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