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Went To Sleep Drunk Woke Uped Up Quotes & Sayings
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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I woke up, woke up, thank God I woke up. Wifey at home but Im living life like we broke up.
Big Sean
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Went to sleep real, woke up realer.
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I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I'd be dreaming of you, but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren't a dream.
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes.
Steven Wright
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You made my future look bright and I believed every word. I went to sleep in the cloud and woke up in the dirt.
Jennifer Hudson
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I was so obsessed by this problem that I was thinking about it all the time - when I woke up in the morning, when I went to sleep at night - and that went on for eight years.
Andrew Wiles
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Last night I dreamed I had insomnia. I woke up exhausted, yet too well rested to go back to sleep.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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There's also a sense of freedom. I was so obsessed by this problem that I was thinking about if all the time - when I woke up in the morning, when I went to sleep at night, and that went on for eight years.
Andrew Wiles
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Today I woke up healthy. Today I woke up happy. Today I woke up. Thank you God.
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Wack ni...s sleep rappin they done woke up in trouble, you was cool ten years ago you fu..in lex bubbles.
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
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I'll get drunk, we'll go out and have fun...I'll go back to my room and I'll sleep in like boxers.
Jonah Hill
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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You probably woke up with a few aches and pains this morning, but you woke up. You've seen better days, but you've also seen worse. You might not have everything you want right now, but you have everything you need to move forward.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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