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When I Go To A Bar I Don Quotes & Sayings
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If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.
Wil Wheaton
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Then I got a gig with an older friend who had the equipment and he played in this bar. They would bring me in the bar through the backdoor and I would DJ in the back room most of the night. Then they'd take me out the backdoor, so I was never really in the bar.
Jam Master Jay
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.
Sara Underwood
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It is much the best way... to lay the emphasis on the first part of the bar in triple time, and on the first and third parts of the bar in common time.
William Billings
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I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band!
Eric Carr
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I don't like the glamorous nights so much. I usually leave depressed and I don't know why. Maybe it's the forced politeness. I like the local bar with money in the jukebox and a pretty girl next to me.
Vince Vaughn
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I don't use the twang bar anymore. It's become too popular.
Ritchie Blackmore
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Sometimes I just feel like I need a chocolate bar. I don't deny myself anything.
Cheryl Cole
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I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
Bill Murray
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
David Brenner
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Came to spend it all, don't care what I'm paying for. Used to be too young, now I'm out here buying the bar.
Wiz Khalifa
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I don't really like to go out to clubs or anything. It's just not my style. I'd much rather go to a dive bar or a local place.
Anna Faris
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That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him I needed the room and I would pay him to move the bar mitzvah to an adjoining room which was smaller.
Lew Wasserman
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We don't buy no drinks at the bar; pop champagne cuz we got that dough.
Trey Songz
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The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.
Ted Rall
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I'm not a bar guy. I don't drink too much. Plus, I'll be up here when I turn twenty-one, so it's not a big deal for me.
Michael Cera
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In Hollywood you can't even smoke in a bar anymore and yet in the movies they're always showing people smoking. I don't get it.
Gerald McRaney
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May your bachelorette party be so fun that you don't notice how annoyed the rest of the bar is.
Unknown
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we don't bar no plexes, we way bigger than other men though. The diamond deuces on tinted windows, we in the wind yo.
UGK
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There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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