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Why Dont Jehovahs Witnesses Like Halloween Quotes & Sayings
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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.
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Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
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happy halloween every body dont have your kids out to late school next day.
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I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's the artist, and then a void and the audience; but I like to be part of the audience. I'd like to be them, and I'd like them to be me for an hour and a half. I get criticized for being the antichrist, causing kids to commit suicide, but that's total bullsh-t. My intentions are not that. Every year they have Halloween, and all I do is take Halloween night out on the road every night. It's like a Halloween party every night. If that was the case on Halloween night, the police cells would be full--everyone would have turned Satanic for the night!.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.
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Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref.
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Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.
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Like at Halloween: I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character.
Jane Badler
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I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
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I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career...
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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
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You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.
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Ok some of yall should change costumes, cause fake is played out already. Happy Halloween!
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ho.. gonna be tricking their treats tonight! Happy Halloween!
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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
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For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster.
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If you're out driving tonight please put away your phone and watch out for the children! Happy Halloween!
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Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse.
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