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Winter Driving Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
John Updike
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The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.
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And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension.
Ayrton Senna
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I hate driving with my mom, she acts like its my first day driving. I dont need you to be so nervous omg. IM A GOOD DRIVER!
Unknown
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Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become something of a master at changing my clothes while driving. The men driving next to me love it.
Vanessa Marcil
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Nothing ruins a beautiful summer day like seeing a hipster wearing a winter hat.
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But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on.
Alex Winter
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We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus.
Unknown
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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
Unknown
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I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.
Unknown
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I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.
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You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!
Unknown
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There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
Jesse Ventura
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These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I'm washing the dishes, driving to the store and walking down the aisles. The ones that you sing when you're driving in the car and as a singer you always go back to them.
Al Jarreau
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I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.
Evel Knievel
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When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic.
Unknown
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke.
Alex Winter
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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Just dropped my last baby at a play date now I'm driving 1 hr to take my dog to school. Not funny something wrong with this picture.
Brooke Burke
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