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Winter Driving Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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Social networking while driving is worse than texting while driving and drunk driving put together.
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I am so ready for Christmas movies and Christmas Songs and snow and all that other sappy amazing Winter stuff...
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The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood.
John Burroughs
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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Love winter nights, hate winter mornings.
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Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.
Edith Sitwell
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It's NEVER too cold for ice cream.
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Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasance, age full of care; Youth like the summer morn, age like winter weather; Youth like summer brave, age like winter bare.
William Shakespeare
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My standards are dropping as quickly as the temperature.
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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
Anne Bradstreet
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On a lone winter evening, when the frost Has wrought a silence.
John Keats
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One kind word can warm three winter months.
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Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so.
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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
Dave Barry
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People dont notice whether its winter or summer when theyre happy.
Anton Chekhov
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