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Woody Allen Age Quotes & Sayings
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I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Woody Allen
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Woody Allen
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If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
Salman Rushdie
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
Judith Viorst
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Woody Allen
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Woody Allen
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Woody Allen
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody Allen
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
Woody Allen
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
Woody Allen
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen
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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Woody Allen
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Woody Allen
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
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I am an only child. I have one sister.
Woody Allen
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Woody Allen
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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Woody Allen
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