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Dating Quotes About Funny
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20 Dating quotes tagged with Funny.
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Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.
Kendrick Cole
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
Family Guy
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A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
Hussein Nishah
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
Unknown
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Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single.
Unknown
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Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
Unknown
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I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.
Scott Roeben
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Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.
Lorna Adler
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I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. I didn't realize it was stupidity.
Gracie Hart
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Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
Andy Warhol
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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Rita Mae Brown
14 Likes
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Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
Susan Healy
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
Dave Attell
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Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
Rodney Dangerfield
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What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfield
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One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
John Lennon
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Jim Bishop
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