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Bitch, we are at 7/11!
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit. Thats why coke-head always dance. You ever notice that? No matter what you say to a coke-head.all coke-heads hula-hoop, I dont know why.
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Oh my god noooooo...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want the earrings I just want the backs. You could put them on but your'e gonna f*cking lose them without the backs. I suggest you buy a pack of pencils and get it poppin with those f*cking erasers b*tch!
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
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