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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
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Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
David Letterman
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Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
David Ogilvy
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing
Kin Hubbard
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I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
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There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
Winston Churchill
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My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.
Elizabeth Taylor
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groenin
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If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.
Tris Speaker
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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
Jean Kerr
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I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
Stephen Wright
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
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The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father
Eleanor Roosevelt
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Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott
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Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Charles Dickens
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother
Mark Twain
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Babies are such a nice way to start people
Don Herold
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