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Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
Mark Twain
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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
Mark Twain
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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
Mark Twain
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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious - unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force
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The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret to getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks and then starting on the first one.
Mark Twain
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.
Mark Twain
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
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Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.
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To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke to excess; second, don't drink to excess; third, don't marry to excess.
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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
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Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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