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Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
Mark Twain
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Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
Mark Twain
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In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
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The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain
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Make it a point to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
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I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't.... The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further.
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.
Mark Twain
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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.
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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain
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Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth.
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When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
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Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice
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Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore .Dream. Discover.
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
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