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A Chickens Status Quotes & Sayings
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Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.
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A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
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The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put three chickens on the rotisserie and I closed the grill, which is really a bad idea. But I just wasn't thinking very straight that day. And I looked outside and I saw, like, smoke and flames.
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A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
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I'm gettin money catch me in yo hood dog bussin down the chickens and I did it for the hood dog.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances.
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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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