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A Fart Is A Way Of That A Load Is On The Way Quotes & Sayings
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This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION that load, we're only talking about one load connected: gee, what are the fu..ing odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fu..ing breakfast?!"
Bill Hicks
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A Romero
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I wish a ni... would, boy you can't out-smart me. I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
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When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed.
Ashton Kutcher
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
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Success, it's like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
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I miss you like a nose misses a fart.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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Load up on guns and bring your friends.
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Guitar, drums, load up, I'm getting high.
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Throw it in reverse, let daddy load it up.
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You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.
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Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him to a heavy load.
Paul Bryant
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Your genetics load the gun. Your lifestyle pulls the trigger.
Mehmet Oz
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I just want to tell the truth Before one of the haters load up a couple shells and shoot
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I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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