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Alarm In My Iphone Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Bob Monkhouse
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Your alarm clock did not wake you up but God woke you up, have a blessed day.
Unknown
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I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
Carol Siskind
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But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could.
Gail Porter
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im living out my dream, dont you dare hit that alarm clock.
Big Sean
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I viewed the morning, with much alarm. British Museum, had lost its charm.
Beegie Adair
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Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock
Futurama
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Are you an alarm clock? You managed to wake up my sleeping heart.
Unknown
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I want a man who is like my alarm clock. I ignore it, snooze it and swear at it, but it still faithfully goes off every morning.
Unknown
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There are more things to alarm us than to harm us, and we suffer more often in apprehension than reality.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Buying an iPhone is like a gateway drug to buying more of apples products...you just cant get enough...
Unknown
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Let's spend the weekend recklessly blowing the $600 we didn't blow on the iPhone 5.
Unknown
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I wanted to have my red iPod Nano personalized with a rude word but I was afraid it would offend whoever had to do the engraving. I also have the old iPhone. I dont wait in line for technology.
Anna Kendrick
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I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at school...
Unknown
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The truth is like an alarm clock, you might not want to hear it, but it can wake you up from your dreams and bring you back to reality.
Unknown
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Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to.
Unknown
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The best feeling is waking up to your alarm knowing you can turn it off and sleep for another few hours, life's good.
Unknown
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I'm not the average teenage girl...I don't have an iPhone, Uggs, or a perfect life...but I do have a phone, nice boots, and a great life.
Unknown
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Today's shitty attitude by me is proudly sponsored by my alarm clock.
Unknown
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There's no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.
Unknown
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