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Apple Picking Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Finding your soulmate is like picking a apple from a tree. We all want the shiny one at the top bt we settle for the lower branch ones.
Unknown
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Part of the film business is, if you want an apple, you buy an apple.
Jeffrey Jones
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I started working at Apple about 18 months after I bought my Apple II.
Andy Hertzfeld
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Not far from the tree thats where the apple falls. Say the wrong words so guys knock ya apple off.
Wiz Khalifa
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I put a hole in your apple what that is Apple Jacks.
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A lot of people thought Steve Jobs was a CEO of Apple but he never was until he came back to Apple in 1997.
Andy Hertzfeld
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Picking a man when lonely is just like picking food on an empty stomach, you'll end up with something you didn't want...
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George Will
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You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinnie? Nothing! They dont give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Ari Gold
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Steve Jobs didn't really set the direction of my Apple I and Apple II designs but he did the more important part of turning them into a product that would change the world. I don't deny that.
Steve Wozniak
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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The Macintosh having shipped, his next agenda was to turn the rest of Apple into the Mac group. He had perceived the rest of Apple wasn't as creative or motivated as the Mac team, and what you need to take over the company are managers, not innovators or technical people.
Andy Hertzfeld
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I have never for a minute felt in was my stock picking abilities. I feel that my stock picking abilities aided- I was able to pick out which are the good stocks in the good market, but I have been blessed with a great market.
Jim Cramer
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Pessimism is as American as apple pie-frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George F Will
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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