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April Fools Day Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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(Democracy is a government) of the fools, for the fools, by the fools.
George Bernard Shaw
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My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
April Winchell
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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise.
Niccolo Machiavelli
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This spring of love, resembles the uncertain glory of an April day. A shipwreck left stranded a castaway.
Chiodos
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Arizona's forest fires are not waiting for April, and neither will we. That is why I am pushing for stepped up deployment for Hot Shot wildfire crews in March rather than April, in order to better prepare for the expected fires in northern Arizona.
Rick Renzi
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's Day, you can always do them tomorrow.'
Joey Adams
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I met this girl on Valentine's Day, fu..ed her in May.. she found out about April so she chose to March. Damn, another broken heart.
Cyhi Da Prynce
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Controversy equalizes fools and wise men - and the fools know it.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Doug Larson
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Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die.
Edward Young
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Elections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.
Thomas Sowell
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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Green Monk
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day.
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This spring of love, resembles the uncertain glory of an April day. The sun beating against our necks, horizons still stuck in my mind to the girl that can't forgive me.
Chiodos
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Elections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.
Thomas Sowell
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I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fool's Day.
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Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fools reform.
Edward Young
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