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Are You Driving Sideways Or Quotes & Sayings
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
Chelsea Handler
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Why do single girls take advice from other single girls? That's like ray charles giving stevie wonder driving directions.
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It was a white A-Team van, and because it had no windows, it was hot as crap. It had a big flower spray-painted on the side. The brakes went out on it when we were driving down this alley, and I go to our guitar tech, there was a fence and there was this other van, so I go, 'Fence or van? 'Cause I'm crashing into one of them,' and he said, 'Fence,' so I hit the fence and it bounced into the van.
Pete Wentz
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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
Tim Vine
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Some people think that our planet is suffering from a fever. Now scientists are telling us that Mars is experiencing its own planetary warming: Martian warming. This has led some people, not necessarily scientists, to wonder if Mars and Jupiter, non signatories to the Kyoto Treaty, are actually inhabited by alien SUV-driving industrialists.
Fred Thompson
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An idea makes a change, driving the idea makes a difference.
Hermann J Steinherr
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It can have an enormous effect because big budget movies can have big budget perks, and small budget movies have no perks, but what is the driving force, of course, is the script, and your part in it.
Morgan Freeman
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What happens when we're dead? The irony is that all our questions wil be answered after we die. We spend our whole life trying to figure out the truth and the only way we'll find out what it is, is to get hit by a bus. And the only comfort that religion offers is that God is driving that bus.
John Ryman
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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In life, we often trade the ones who were there when we were struggling, for those who only see our success. In 2014 let us not forget those who were the driving forces behind us, those who were there in bad times and good times; sad times and happy times. Let us continue to lift them up and help them to be successful and reach their full potential. Happy New Year.
Rashida Rowe
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The thing about being in America is when you are driving with the sun on your back, there's hip hop. I never used to be into hip hop, but there's hip hop in the food, soul food, there's hip hop in the cars.
Vanessa Brown
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I would like her to do sports. That's something I really enjoyed when I was younger. I want her to be able to travel with her basketball team, her softball team. That's fun for kids when they're growing up. I would love to be the soccer mom. They don't have soccer down here [in Louisiana], but I'd love to be the softball mom, driving all the kids around.
Jamie Lynn Spears
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Sometimes you have to stop what you're doing and really take everything in. Life can be hectic and stressful...If you allow yourself to slowdown, take even just a few minutes out of your day to tilt your head back and close your eyes. Just breathe everything in...The cars driving by, the sun shining through the windows, the smell of the great outdoors, your heart beat, the cozy clothes on your body, the love from a family member or friend. Thank the Universe, God, Buddha; Whoever, whatever it is you believe in and just be thankful for life...cause at the end of the day...it is truly good!
Markesa Yeager
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We can consider ourselves committed only when we have fixity of purpose and show sincerity and steadfastness in working towards its realization. Our commitment binds us emotionally to the task on hand. It infuses new energy and enthusiasm in us and acts as the driving force that makes us move ahead in a determined manner.
T Joseph Benziger
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The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.
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The only perfect love to be found on earth is not s..ual love, which is riddled with hostility and insecurity, but the wordless commitment of families, which takes as its model mother-love. This is not to say that fathers have no place, for father-love, with its driving for self-improvement and discipline, is also essential to survival, but that uncorrected father-love, father-love as it were practiced by both parents, is a way to annihilation.
Germaine Greer
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I remember when I was younger, driving around New York with my mom and going to auditions. Id be like, Mom drive us by the hookies! Hookers. I called them hookies. There was one street in the Meatpacking District where they all lined up. So I was definitely a part of the dangerous New York when I was younger. But now I feel like New York is so safe. I can walk down the street by myself. When I was younger, my mom was like, Hold my hand! It was always a little sketchy. But now Times Square is like Disneyland.
Kirsten Dunst
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Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICE! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice. God help us all.
Jules Carlysle
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Its random stuff, stuff that makes my life easier. One of the main things I started out doing was a car seat cardio Im always in traffic here in L.A., so I made this thing. I made this one prototype thing and it was the worst thing everMy car had a headrest, so I broke it to make it, like, an ab machineand I used to have the bands and Id put them under my seat and Id be curling as Im driving Id have to move the steering wheel up, so I could get that full motion. I sent it in and they said, This is too dangerous. This will kill people.
Kellan Lutz
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