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Asking Santa Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Are not we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? The birth of Santa Claus.
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Lets be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Gary Allan
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For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
Rickie Lee Jones
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I be getting green so mean, Bruce Banner. Gift of flow and presence, yeah, Im the new santa.
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May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does.
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally
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Wear a smile and a Santa hat when you walk through the mall.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
Bart Simpson
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I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about.
James Caan
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Gary Allan
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Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?
Jon Bon Jovi
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No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA.
George Eads
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I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel s..ually violated.
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Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member.
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