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Bike Washing Quotes & Sayings
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
John Lennon
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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One of the most inauspicious days for washing was Good Friday. Clothes hung out on that day would be spotted with blood, and a story is told that Jesus cursed a woman who was washing clothes as he passed by on the way to Calvary.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.
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Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.
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W.I.F.E = Washing, Ironing, F*cking, Etc.
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I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.
Kristanna Loken
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I'm a hygiene freak. I'm like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands.
Kelly Clarkson
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If I wasn't writing poems I'd be washing my hands all the time.
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I dont judge people. Unless, they walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands.
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Your bike needs gas.
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I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs.
Elton John
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I find myself dreaming of doing normal things - like staying home and washing dishes.
Shalom Harlow
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Us high beams? This a pinky though. Washing machine work, I keep a couple lows.
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